Dear Miimosa (https://www.deviantart.com/miimosa) ,
I really don't know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when last year when you peed your pants at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your credit cards as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet butt and I love Oprah.
Go drown yourself,
Zoë.
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Dear (choose a random person - the person you will tag)
I really don't know how to tell you this, but [1]. I think I realized it when [2] [3